That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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