I cockslap morals
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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