only if we run a train.
done.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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