Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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