I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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