we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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