yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I will be naked everywhere
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
