big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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