ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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