Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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