Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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