think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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