Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
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Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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