Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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