i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
splinters make it hard to masturbate
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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