I want to have your abortion
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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