I must be too annoying 4 u.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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