i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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