this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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