Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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