Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We have so much sex to catch up on
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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