fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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