Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry jetbrew hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode

Fav 6 1152 3464
share tweet
(828): View more from North Carolina

so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation

Fav 33 15450 1149
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(269): View more from Michigan

when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.

Fav 16 7697 1331
share tweet
(210): View more from Texas

they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird

Fav 11 6583 1907
share tweet
(903): View more from Texas

So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants

Fav 12 3472 1453
share tweet
(519): View more from Ontario

He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.

Fav 20 1129 3672
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(519): View more from Ontario

i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.

Fav 5 975 1473
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(815): View more from Illinois

His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.

Fav 1 1027 516
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(501): View more from Arkansas

My liver needs me to go back to work asap.

Fav 0 228 184
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT