:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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