But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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