No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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