I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
