In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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