Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm really busy with my period
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