After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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