? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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