so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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