You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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