Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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