So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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