I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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