He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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