i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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