so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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