If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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