where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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