Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
