I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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