just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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