So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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