bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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