But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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