i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
