Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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