Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Randomize
