Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
