She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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