At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It's official drugs can't kill me
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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