Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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